Daniel Day-Lewis used to be a cobbler

This is the best thing I saw today. It just about equals the time I saw the man with the cat riding around on his hat. It's definitely waaay better than the man who has the pigeon tied to his shoulder on Commercial Drive.. that guy's weird.

He was like, "yeah, so what if I'm walking around with my parrots". I like to think he is, in fact, a pirate.. 

I bet there's a cutlass tucked into his sock.