"So many laws.. so little justice"

One day when I was waiting for the 25 bus to go home, a man started chatting to me. I was a bit weary at first (as I usually am with strangers at bus stops, or on the bus). This was however, exacerbated by the fact that he was wearing a crushed velvet smoking jacket and top hat. As he talked I realized that he was actually pretty smart and funny.

At one point he said "Oh yeah we can put a man on the moon, but we can't put tin foil in the microwave". At which point I wished I could have substituted his hat for a crown. 

This dog and trolley kinda reminded me of him... I have no idea why.